Rules in any office:
Rule #1: The Boss is always right.

Rule #2: If the Boss is wrong, refer to rule #1.

Rule #3: Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule #4: Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".
The more intelligent a person,
The more hardworking a person,
The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

Rule #5: If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule #6: When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
They are never talking about hemselves.

Rule #7: It doesn't matter what you do,
It only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

Rule #8: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Rule #9: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule #10: The more crap you put up with, The more crap you are going to get.

Rule #11: If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.

Rule #12: When you don't know what to do, Walk fast and look worried.

Rule #13: Following the rules will not get the job done.

Rule #14: If it weren't for the last minute, Nothing would get done.

Rule #15: Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

Rule #16: No matter how much you do, You never do enough.

Rule #17: You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

Rule #18: In order to get a promotion, You need not necessarily know your job.

Rule #19: In order to get a promotion, You only need to pretend that you know your job.

Rule #20: The last person that quit or was fired,
will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.


Reference: Indian Group